I used to be updating my Bucket listing and Targets the opposite day once I had a thought; certain there’s loads that I need to do in life however there’s additionally issues I’ll by no means ever do, not for a survivor problem (I might get booted off the Island earlier than I bought on it, possibly not for one million {dollars} and undoubtedly not for all of the tea in China (though I do love my tea).
So this is my Anti Bucket Checklist (AKA: Not in a Million Years)
Swim with Sharks
No, not gonna occur! No manner, no how! I’m satisfied that I can be “that” statistic… you already know the one which goes “the probabilities of you being bitten by a Shark is one a bazillion million”… I might be that one. In reality final evening I used to be watching a documentary with the Family about Sharks, and the stunning narrator mentioned ” you’ve gotten extra probability of drowning than being bitten by a Shark”. That does not make me really feel any higher… if I used to be swimming and saw a Shark, my coronary heart would cease, I might drown after which it will eat me.
Parachute Leaping
Whoever thought that this ought to be a leisure exercise wants smacking, ideally around the again of the pinnacle with a 2×4. Oh it is Saturday… I will simply strap this sheet to my again and bounce out of a superbly protected, mechanically sound plane and hope a) it opens and b) I get a pleasant soft touchdown. Nutters!!
Base Leaping, Bungee Leaping and Related Stuff
See above reference to parachute leaping… similar insanity applies however this time with out the plane or with a rope!!!!
Eat Bugs
Until the Zombie apocalypse is going on and I missed the memo (or the screams), I see no cause for me to attempt bugs. There’s loads of fantastic meals on the market that I need to attempt, Deep fried crickets just isn’t considered one of them 글램핑.
Camp in a Tent
Technically this should not maintain a spot on this listing as I’ve finished it twice once I was youthful, nevertheless that taught me by no means ever once more. Waking up chilly (and early since you are chilly). Hubbie would let you know that my idea of camping is a cabana at an all inclusive resort (I want), however I believe I may go for a little bit of Glamping… I might should do a Reloved reno on the RV first although as that’s on my bucket listing.
Maintain a Tarantula
Wants no clarification… Spiders… arghhhh… faint
Stand on the Grand Canyon Skywalk (or any Skywalk for that matter)
So I’ve associates that say to me “you’re a pilot, how on earth are you able to be terrified of heights?” I do not know, however I’m. It is a totally different sort of peak? I am in management once I fly? I do not know however I hate hate hate heights. I do not care what number of certified engineers designed and constructed the factor… I am not standing on it. Particularly because the Hubbie will bounce up and down on it.
Go into Area
Erm no thanks. Not until the Zombie Apocalypse is going on and we’re all fleeing the Earth!
Do a Mud Run
I do not run..ever and I do not like mud!!
I am certain over time I can add to this listing and I am certain this makes me sound luike a little bit of a Princess however hey all of us have an Anti Bucket listing / Hell no I am not doing that listing in our heads. Whats on yours???